Howdy!
I had a ball in a hash tag yesterday. #CookoutNewsNetwork was just like going to any one of 100's of family cookouts i've gone to and what made it so magical was I could have fallen into 1000's of them yesterday and sat right down without having to learn the backstory. I'll begin my presentation with the last tweet I had in the series.
#CookoutNewsNetwork They call us a tribe like it's a bad thing. I love my Black family and yours.
— Nostradeptus (@adept2u) July 5, 2015
Breaking: The last nerve has been tried there will be no further nerves supplied for the duration #CookoutNewsNetwork
— Nostradeptus (@adept2u) July 4, 2015
A #CookoutNewsNetwork Public Service Announcement pic.twitter.com/44X76X0TTd
— Nostradeptus (@adept2u) July 4, 2015
Breaking: 2015 Exit Polls show the renigger is the lowest form. #CookoutNewsNetwork
— Nostradeptus (@adept2u) July 5, 2015
Say Baby! do we have any ribs with mayo? Neighbor is out back #CookoutNewsNetwork pic.twitter.com/080e8ocvEH
— Nostradeptus (@adept2u) July 5, 2015
#CookoutNewsNetwork Breaking: oh Lawd somebody better get Uncle Billy a plate to take home pic.twitter.com/NT6iicixw4
— Nostradeptus (@adept2u) July 5, 2015
#CookoutNewsNetwork White friend has bad reaction to being introduced to the term White Privilege pic.twitter.com/xfUGBcrgo4
— Nostradeptus (@adept2u) July 5, 2015
#CookoutNewsNetwork Collections now being accepted to help Uncle Chick pic.twitter.com/J5Nnz0Hcoo
— Nostradeptus (@adept2u) July 5, 2015
#CookoutNewsNetwork In other News: Since the incident at Bundy Ranch consumption of beef products is down in Nevada. pic.twitter.com/lqs7x5urrp
— Nostradeptus (@adept2u) July 5, 2015
#CookoutNewsNetwork Breaking: No you can't just toss it on the grill. pic.twitter.com/NEQM1EHFml
— Nostradeptus (@adept2u) July 5, 2015
#CookoutNewsNetwork Breaking: Momma know that's more than just weed pic.twitter.com/UGIEorefMb
— Nostradeptus (@adept2u) July 5, 2015
#CookoutNewsNetwork Auntie tells Uncle to peel half the potatoes and put them in a pot why Auntie drinks. pic.twitter.com/lGkaip3XzM
— Nostradeptus (@adept2u) July 5, 2015
#CookoutNewsNetwork When your cousins play chess pic.twitter.com/i8ws1Ifjzd
— Nostradeptus (@adept2u) July 5, 2015
#CookoutNewsNetwork Your daughters girlfriends show up and you don't remember it like that when you was that age. pic.twitter.com/TaJ43K3HW5
— Nostradeptus (@adept2u) July 5, 2015
#CookoutNewsNetwork Your favorite cousin showed up! pic.twitter.com/E336LeI6Lr
— Nostradeptus (@adept2u) July 5, 2015
#CookoutNewsNetwork He brought Pabst Blue Ribbon but that's his 4th Stella. pic.twitter.com/69hSGvhGgg
— Nostradeptus (@adept2u) July 5, 2015
#CookoutNewsNetwork That delicious tension between starvation and rare chicken
— Nostradeptus (@adept2u) July 5, 2015
#CookoutNewsNetwork When you make it through the event without anyone calling you youngblood and recognize you next in line
— Nostradeptus (@adept2u) July 5, 2015
#CookoutNewsNetwork When you tell Nana you been to church every Sunday pic.twitter.com/Xg8o7eA6cE
— Nostradeptus (@adept2u) July 5, 2015
#CookoutNewsNetwork When we find the cousin that's a Republican pic.twitter.com/dQZ794le1v
— Nostradeptus (@adept2u) July 5, 2015
#CookoutNewsNetwork The cousin thats a cop is saying fuck the police
— Nostradeptus (@adept2u) July 5, 2015
#CookoutNewsNetwork Your Auntie has reminded you she got her gun at all points in time and she got you.
— Nostradeptus (@adept2u) July 5, 2015
The ancestors and dead homies are good and high from all the liquor tipped in their honor #CookoutNewsNetwork
— Nostradeptus (@adept2u) July 5, 2015
#CookoutNewsNetwork No one knows where Crazy Uncle Charlie got the box that says US Army for the fireworks mind your business
— Nostradeptus (@adept2u) July 5, 2015
#CookoutNewsNetwork Cousins find out peers that go through Marine Corp boot camp lose joke status
— Nostradeptus (@adept2u) July 5, 2015
The Uncle who never tried it before is hot boxing the blunt without a hint of coughing #CookoutNewsNetwork
— Nostradeptus (@adept2u) July 5, 2015
#CookoutNewsNetwork Attention: Who Baby is That, Who Baby is That. will somebody watch Who Baby is That. Thank you.
— Nostradeptus (@adept2u) July 5, 2015
Namaste Friends.
